May 2013
me: reads a 487-page book in one day
me: cant do one page of homework in a week
princass:
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity....
– Molly Crabapple, “The World of a Professional Naked Girl” (via loveyourchaos)
Man: Hello, I’d like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it...
– - A comment on the CNN Petition
To sign it, go here: http://www.change.org/petitions/cnn-apologize-for-your-disgusting-coverage-of-the-steubenville-rapists?utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition
(via glowpixie)
If your partner were terrible all the time, it would actually be easier to deal...
– Lundy Bancroft, Healing and Hope (via waronxmas)
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
technicolor-symbiont:
stereo-symbiosis:
remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like
aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now
And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.
We accept the socks we think we deserve.
I was going to cry. I didn’t know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if...
– Sylvia Plath (via perfect)